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May 11, 2008
Things you can't do with a
radio commercial:
You can't measure your tomato crop with a radio.
--Ralph Vickery, Newkirk
You can't work the cross-word puzzle
with a radio commercial!
--A. White
You can't roll it up and swat flies.
You can't make paper mache.
You can't make a photocopy
(or a Silly Putty copy).
You can't get your name
misspelled--only mispronounced.
Best to you!--Ernest Istook
US House of Representatives
You can't housebreak a
puppy dog with a radio.
--Larry Brown
Southwestern Bell
You can't line the bottom of the birdcage
with a radio commercial.
You can't use a radio spot for a blanket
when you sleep on a park bench.
You can't use a radio commercial for
kindling to start the fire in the fireplace.
Barney Fife can't hide behind a
radio commercial while on a stakeout.
--J.A. Martin
You can't wrap up dishes when you're moving.
You can't clean windows with it.
You can't pack items you've sold on eBay.
You can't cut coupons out of a radio ad.
You can't carry a clipping of a
radio ad in your billfold.
You can't cut coupons out of a radio ad.
You can't carry a clipping of a
radio ad in your billfold.
You can't swat a bad doggie.
You can't put it down to keep paint off the floor.
You can't use it to start your charcoal
for the Charlie Adams Day BBQ contest.
- anonymous BBQ cooker
You can't cut your radio ad out and put it up
in your store window for all your customers to see.
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